“Ineffable” Akathist
From the Akathist Hymn to the Mother of God - uses the word we can't understand twice in a single stanza.
Hail, O hidden Sense of the Ineffable Plan!
Hail, O Belief in Silence That Must Be!
Hail, O Forecast of the Marvels of Christ!
Hail, O Fountainhead of truths concerning Him!
Hail, Celestial Ladder, by whom God came down!
Hail, O Bridge leading earthly ones to heaven!
Hail, O Wonder, ever-thrilling to the angels!
Hail, O Wound, ever-hurting to the demons!
Hail, O you who gave birth to Light ineffably!
Hail, O you who told no one how it was done!
Hail, O you who surpass the wisdom of the wise!
Hail, O you who enlighten faithful minds!
Hail, O Bride and Maiden ever-pure!
I'm grateful that this hymn beloved of the Orthodox and Eastern Rite Catholics hasn't been turned over to official translators. Apparently in the 6th century, "big words" weren't a concern to Romanus the Melodist. As one commentator points out,
The word "akathistos" literally means "not sitting," i.e., standing; normally all participants stand while it is being prayed. The hymn is comprised of 24 stanzas, alternating long and short. Each short stanza (kontakion) ends with the singing of "Alleluia." Each longer stanza (ikos) ends with the refrain: "Rejoice, O Bride Unwedded."
The majority of the hymn is made up of praises directed to the Mother of God, always beginning with the salutation of the Archangel Gabriel: "Rejoice." In each of them, one after the other, all the events related to our Lord's incarnation pass before us for our contemplation. The Archangel Gabriel ( in Ikos 1) marvels at the Divine self-emptying and the renewal of creation which will occur when Christ comes to dwell in the Virgin's womb. The unborn John the Baptist (Ikos 3) prophetically rejoices. The shepherds (Ikos 4) recognize Christ as a blameless Lamb, and rejoice that in the Virgin "the things of earth join chorus with the heavens." The pagan Magi, (Kontakion 5) following the light of the star, praise Her for revealing the light of the world.
As the hymn progresses, various individuals and groups encounter Christ and His Mother. Each has his own need; each his own desire or expectation, and each finds his or her own particular spiritual need satisfied and fulfilled in Our Lord and in the Mother of God. So too, each generation of Orthodox, and each particular person who has prayed the Akathist, has found in this hymn an inspired means of expressing gratitude and praise to the Mother of God for what she has accomplished for their salvation.
You can find the complete Akathist several places online. Here's an Orthodox source and a Catholic one. It's a treasure for meditation and devotion.
In my wanderings on the Internet, I stumbled across
Getting home from conferences is never easy – especially if you decide to travel on Friday evening. Every road warrior is out there. Flights are cancelled; small children are wailing; folks are missing connections. Nonetheless, I made it back to Florida and I am eternally grateful to the person who picked me up at 12:30 a.m. in Jacksonville. 
Our Corpus Christi procession was pretty good. However, we need to come to some resolution about schola dress. I thought we were wearing rather tasteful black. One member contended that it might seem as though the celebrant was being chased by Italian widows brandishing handbells. All in the eye of the beholder.

